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[ Oh... He is actually half expecting this. While he understands a gift without a note would seem suspicious, he also believes that the man still wants nothing to do with him. There's a silence on the other end before he decides to dignify this call with an answer.

STAY CALM. This call means nothing. ]

Yes, Prince Leo. Are you in need of my assistance? [ Or... something. ]

Did you mean to send this to someone else?

[ Snnnnnnnnnrkkkkkk. This is kind of funny? ]

No. The delivery has reached its designated recipient.

... I see.

And for what occasion, if I may ask.

[ He's quiet for a moment... Should he just bullshit this? ]

I thought it would help you in the morning. That's it.

Really.

How do you surmise I would need help at all?

[ To out Corrin or to not out Corrin......... ]

Most people have trouble waking up in the morning--tea revitalizes the body. Why are you acting so suspicious?

So Corrin's been telling you things he shouldn't.

[ he's not stupid ]

[ Sorry, big brother. He tried. ]

And they say I am quick to make assumptions.

[ Jeez. ]

You're not denying it.

What else has he told you about me?

I don't know.

[ But Leo probably won't take that answer. ]

He was going to start some long-winded encomium about his beloved younger brother, but I had to take my leave.

That's to be expected from you.

... What's unexpected is the fact that you actually remembered this little detail.

[ he still doesn't know how to feel about it. help. ]

What can I say? I'm a busy man.

[ Guh. Why did you have to make this worse?? ]

If you don't want the package, you can return it.

I have manners, contrary to what you might think.

If the gift is meant for me, I will accept it.

[ yeah, there's this too. ]

... Thank you, I suppose.

[ He kind of wants to barf a little, but he's glad. ]

You're welcome, Prince Leo. If you would ever like to purchase the blend again, there's a business card with more details.

[ YOU THINK LEO DOESN'T

courtesy is unexpectedly hard ]

I'll make that decision when I get around to trying it.

... Is this a blend you're fond of?

[ He almost blurts "does it matter?" but bites it back. ]

It's soothing, but has a nice kick to it... It's great in the morning, especially when I have a long day head of me.

[ VAGUE WAY OF SAYING YEAH. ]

A "yes" would have sufficed.

That's all I want to ask. Good day.

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